Corupt a wish

[Zer0]

this is where you corrupt the poster above you's wish and then submit your own wish

i.e.
me:i wish for world peace
next poster: granted but aliens take over using just a slingshot
same poster: [insert wish here]

since im first ill start

i wish i could fly.

[LittleVexy]

Granted, but those giant winds of yours will attract a lot of attention.. FBI will come, capture you, take you to the lab, and run experiments on you while you spend your life in captivity as the first human who can naturally fly... Forever hidden away from public eyes and your freedom, as an outcast and mutant.

I wish 4me-chan was more sexy... :3:

[ware4me]

4me so sexy for 5 minutes! XD

But Vexy should be aware! O.o

I wish days had 28 hours! ^^,

[Zer0]

granted but an hour will only be 51.42857143minutes

i wish i knew wat LV and 4me were talking about.

[khronicalz]

Granted, but you're utterly disturbed by it.

I wish for this thread to be revived!

[ware4me]

I wish Zer0 returns to normal. :drop:

[Zer0]

granted but zero decides to never post again.
i wish i wasnt sick for every exam i took. :(

[LittleVexy]

granted but zero decides to never post again.
i wish i wasnt sick for every exam i took. :(

Granted, but you have failed anyway and got spanked by the teachers. :P

I wish for zefiris (http://www.anizeen.com/member.php?u=12) to be unbanned. x.x

[Zer0]

Granted but he decided to go to a new anime site to post from now on.

i wish i could read ppls minds.

[khronicalz]

Granted, but no one trusts you and you go crazy from the evil thoughts in the minds of perverts :drop:

I wish for my Metal Gear Solid 4 to get posted so I can play MGO.

[zefiris]

Granted, your 4 solid metal gear shall be posted on your wall then you can play MGO (Magnesium oxide). [-]In compensation for the wish. You will craves for dog's poop to eat. Each day, you will eat a piece of dog's poop. If you do not, you will feel uneasy and will continuously stabs yourself until you are able to find some dog's poop to eat.[/-]

[ware4me]

:helphelp: What is that supposed to be Zefi?

*deletes poop* >.>

[zefiris]

I dunno, it suppose to be corrupted wish and has a price for it. Don't you think it's scary?>.<

[ware4me]

It was too scary 4me! :weep:

[Zer0]

no wish?..... well don't mind if i do.

i wish all candy could be good for you.

[khronicalz]

Granted but it may have side effects.

I wish for a chocolate flavoured Jelly Belly.

[stukasa]

Granted, but it's stale. :-\

I wish life was more like a movie.

[ware4me]

But it is already an horror movie >.<

Stuey doesn't need that! ^.^

[Zer0]

ware4me if you don't follow the forum rules im gonna ban you. u.u


Granted, but it's stale. :-\

I wish life was more like a movie.

granted but your life doesnt have a happy ending. :(

i wish money grew on tree's and i had the only one.

[ware4me]

:drop: rules... 4me is made of rules!

Granted! coins tree for Zer0!

/4me wishes Vexy has no work tomorrow!

[Zer0]

Granted, but she spends that entire day with me instead. :P

i wish i had the power to use kage-bunshin to send replacements to school and work for me.

[LittleVexy]

Granted, but she spends that entire day with me instead. :P

i wish i had the power to use kage-bunshin to send replacements to school and work for me.
Granted but "replacements" are more "endowed", and therefore really popular with the girls.. so you miss on a lot of "fun" :drop:

I wish for 4me-chan's house roof to stop leaking x.x

[zefiris]

I wish for 4me-chan's house roof to stop leaking x.x

I see, so that is why 4mew was having a hard time last week.
*wish granted - 4mew moves to a LV's house*

I wish for human kind to wake up from their stupidity.

[senel]

granted, but no fun is left in life.

i wish people would leave good message on my profile :(. (thanks 4ME, you're the only one to leave one.)

[ware4me]

:D senel will get more profile messages, don't disappear from AZ :D

So... Vexy will take care of 4me! :heart:
About water, seems that half part is fixed... but i'm still getting troubles in one particular room... i'll try to fix that today, this week might be rainy also. >.<

I wish the sun shines all week long!

[stukasa]

Granted, but you're out of sunscreen lotion and end up getting burned. >.<

I wish I would find a magic lamp so a genie would grant me three more wishes. :3:

[ware4me]

Hmm... I'd grant your wish, but it is raining :lol:

*4me wishes a peaceful week* :heart:

[LittleVexy]

Granted, but GW Bush invades Iran (so somebody's peaceful week is ruined).

I wish for new President of USA.

[senel]

granted but they're worse than GW Bush.

i wish for a soda. i'm thirsty.

[LittleVexy]

Granted, but the soda is full of nasty chemicals.

I wish Canada would grow some "cohones"!! :P

[senel]

granted, but the US chops them off.

i wish people would start posting in "guess the anime" again.

[LittleVexy]

granted, but the US chops them off.

i wish people would start posting in "guess the anime" again.
Granted, but thumbnails are too small.

I wish for more ecchiness.

[ware4me]

Not granted! :lol:

There can't be a worse president than Bushy! >.>

[LittleVexy]

Not granted! :lol:
Why not?! :'(


There can't be a worse president than Bushy! >.>
Why not!? >.> Maybe McCain?

[senel]

vexy stick to rules.

(i got one where you can't currupt the wish)

i wish someone would corrupt my wish.

[LittleVexy]

vexy stick to rules.
Bite me!! :P


(i got one where you can't currupt the wish)

i wish someone would corrupt my wish.

Granted, but your wish was not corrupted!!! :funny:

(http://www.anizeen.com/images/icons/icon4.gif For all you other people.. he wished for a "corrupted wish". so I granted it to him, but the his wish was not corrupted, meaning his "corrupted wish" was corrupted... and thus his wish was corrupted! Brilliant!! I am a genious! ^.^)

I wish for 4mew to chew me :3:

[ware4me]

*4mew chews V-chan!!* :heart:

/4me wishes for extra sleep! :yawn:

[stukasa]

Granted, but you accidentally sleep too long and miss an important appointment!

I wish it was 5 o'clock so I could go home from work now. :lol:

[ware4me]

Hmm... 4me grants it! It is 5PM in here after all :3:

/4me wishes for chococake! u.u

[stukasa]

Granted, but I stole it from an 8 year-old's birthday party. By eating that cake you're depriving a child of their birthday cake. Enjoy! ;D

Just for fun, I wish 4me was 10x ecchier. :lol::P

[ware4me]

^-^ PURRR! Are you sure?

*licks Stu's cheek* :heart:

[Zer0]

i wish i was married to the goddess of victory & good fortune. so my luck will never go away.

[senel]

granted but you become the god of loss and misfortune to balance out.

i wish for a life. XD

[ware4me]

Wishing for a life? ^-^

Grants life without ecchiness! :p

[Zer0]

wheres your wish 4me?


i wish that LittleVexy was my own personal maid from, Ohayo gozaimasu in the morning to Oyasuminasai at night. and Vexy had to call me Goshujin-sama.

[senel]

granted, but she secretly is stealing all your money, you get poor, then broke and have to become her butler.


i wish for this forum to be a whole lot ecchier.

[Zer0]

granted but your locked out of the forums because your underage.

i wish raye~chan, Vexy, & ware4me fell in love with me so it could start a love love comedy anime that would air this fall.

[Raye~chan]

granted but it doesnt last a year!!!! XD

I wish i had all the chocolate in the world!!! XD

[ware4me]

Granted... but you can't stand suger after one day :lol:

I wish there was no pain in the world u.u

[senel]

granted, but then the world loses all joy. (can't have one thing without the oppisite)

i wish for something to wish about

[darkandshadow]

It goes into an infinite loop and you die standing there.

I wish for a bargain.

[Raye~chan]

Granted but its the worst bargain in the world!!! XD
I wish i wasnt sad >.<

[Zer0]

Granted but you were angry instead.

i wish i could teleport so i can save on gas.

[Raye~chan]

granted but everytime u teleport u catch fire O.O

I wish sephiroth was real lol XD

[stukasa]

Granted, but he's a psycho killer so I don't think you wanna get near him. :drop:

I wish to win the lottery jackpot. :3:

[ware4me]

*done deal, but 4me starts living with Stu from now on* :3:

I wish... there is no more raining here u.u

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but the winds come and knock everything
over.

I wish for more battery power.

[ware4me]

*granted*

Who cares...I'm living with Stuey now! :heart:

[MissPipis]

Granted, but if there's a lot of power, the energy will end sometime...

I wish for more sun instead rain ^.^

[ware4me]

Same here... I wonder why? :drop:

I wish Vexy adopts 4me and Stu! :3:

[Raye~chan]

Granted but now all of u end up in an orphanage O.O;

I wish i was a ninja!:drop:

[MissPipis]

Granted, but you may have a lot of enemies and they want to kill you x.x

I wish to be a singer ^.^

[Zer0]

granted but nobody likes your style of singing so no label signs you.

i wish i had the power to change the world with a mask and a couple of words.

[senel]

granted but you get caught for copy right infingement.
i wish i knew who all these new people were

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but nobody likes you =P

I wish for a stack of pancakes.

[stukasa]

Granted, but you're out of syrup. :eek:

I wish I could predict the future.

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but the outcome changes each time
without you knowing.

I wish I had syrup for my wish of a stack of
pancakes.

[MissPipis]

Granted, but you must visit the Dentist very soon

I wish i had much money!!!!

[ware4me]

Granted... but the IRS comes after you instantly! :p

I wish i had vacations u.u

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but it rains xD

I wish I had a fork for my syrup and pancakes.

[stukasa]

Granted, but it's plastic and will probably break before you're done eating.

I wish darkandshadow would stop making wishes about pancakes! :knupple:

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but he doesn't like following rules.

I wish for some butter with my pancakes while
I'm eating them with my fork.

[Raye~chan]

Granted but u end up just eating a lot of butter! XD

I wish i had more time to do stuff >.<

[ware4me]

Not granted, i need that time too! :lol:

*4me runs*

[stukasa]

4me didn't make a wish! Our admins aren't following the rules of the games! :mad:

I wish 4me would make a proper wish next time. :P

[ware4me]

nyuu~ I ran quickly =uu=

I wish the world ran out of pancakes! :3:

[darkandshadow]

Granted. I ate them all~!!!! xD

I wish there were more pancakes for my left-over
syrup that I have with my fork of awesomeness.

[LittleVexy]

Granted. I ate them all~!!!! xD

I wish there were more pancakes for my left-over
syrup that I have with my fork of awesomeness.
Granted, but all pancakes but all the pancakes are in China now.

I wish for Naga the White Serpent. :3:

[darkandshadow]

Granted. Here's a previous downloaded episode of
Slayers in Italian.

I wish people would stop bothering me for signatures.

[zefiris]

granted, you will also loses your interest in art.

Why did I agreed to meet a stranger? *sigh* Let's just see how things turn out, this will be interesting.

I wish to win a big lottery without any troublesome issues.

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but since life is sick and twisted, the IRS
comes after you, the banks come after you and
the paparazzi come after you and take away everything.

I wish for some waffles.

[Zer0]

Granted but ur so stuffed from the pancakes that you give the waffles to me. Nyaa~

i wish for more anime.

[LittleVexy]

Granted, but it's all boring same old hentai...

I wish for more exciting hentai :3:

[ware4me]

V-chan can have one super hentai video but...
*evil4me burns the rest of the world's hentai!* >:D

4me wishes for a mahou pet! ^.^

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but it's a cheap rip-off version from
Taiwan.

I wish for a 1000W amp in my car =P

[stukasa]

^ Granted but it's defective and you end up dying in a horrible car crash. (that's what you get for cutting me off! >.<)
^^Granted. It may look cute now but it can change into a fire-breathing dragon and constantly burns your house down. :P

I wish to win a free shopping spree at the mall! :3:

[darkandshadow]

Wow Stu-y...you really want me dead...

Granted, but you can only buy things less than $1.

I wish for a sandwich.

[LittleVexy]

Granted, but you get waffles instead.

I wish for ........... :sless:

[stukasa]

Granted, since you didn't specify a wish you won't get anything. :P


Wow Stu-y...you really want me dead....
Given how slow this thread is, getting cut off is pretty annoying. :lol:

I wish I had time to watch more anime. ^.^

[Raye~chan]

Granted but all the anime is about monkeys!!!! :P

I wish i had a sythe! :3

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but it's made of cardboard.

I wish for a toaster of evil.

[Raye~chan]

O.O NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Granted but it attacks u when u want to make waffles! XD

I wish to control all darkness!!!!

[Nelo Angelo]

Er granted but you are afraid of the dark.

I wish to see through walls.

[Raye~chan]

Granted but now u cant see anything else! :P

I wish Christian Bale wasnt married u.u

[Nelo Angelo]

Granted but he becomes a homosexual :P

I wish I had a better car

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but it's going to cost you several
hundred thousand dollars

I wish for my waffles of awesomeness to
be toasted in the toaster of evil.

[Nelo Angelo]

Granted but the toaster of evil devours your waffles.

I wish I had several hundreds thousand dollars.

[Raye~chan]

Granted but he becomes a homosexual :P

I wish I had a better car

Im gonna get u for that!!!!


Granted, but it's going to cost you several
hundred thousand dollars

I wish for my waffles of awesomeness to
be toasted in the toaster of evil.


Granted but it wants to eat the waffles now O.O

I wish i had an Xbox 360

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but it melts like the rest of them.

I wish my toaster of evil didn't eat my
waffles of awesomeness.

[ware4me]

>.> You can't ask for that dns... they are all gone now...
*4me grants waffle crumbles*

I wish dns starts eating something else besides saturated fat! u.u

[Zer0]

Granted but then he starts to lick you....?

i i had a mac laptop in stead of this old pc.

[LittleVexy]

Granted, but it's worst then Vista... (we all know that "Hi I'm a Mac, and I'm a PC" commercials are just full of lies.. lies!!!)

I wish to see "Hi I'm a Mac, and I'm a PC" commercials where PC beats up Mac.

[ware4me]

Poor Vexy... that won't happen unless Windows drops everything and makes a new OS from scratch u.u
*4me grants commercial where PC guy hitsMac guy with a baseball bat*

I want a new Windows OS! Just like Mac did years ago >.<

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but it sucks as much as Leopard does.

I wish for more saturated fat foods for my
toaster of evil.

[Raye~chan]

Granted.... but u blow up for eating all those foods O.O

I wish that i was treated better.....u.u

[ware4me]

We don't treat you bad u.u

*4me wishes Raye~chan's happiness* ^.^

[Raye~chan]

I wish i could grant that wish >.<

and no its not u guys really ^^

[ware4me]

*cookie for Raye~chan* :heart:

/4me wishes for Vexy's cookies!

[Raye~chan]

I like cookies ^^

I wish for Vexy's cookies too X3

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but they're burnt.

I wish for $5

[Raye~chan]

Hey! >.<
Granted but u get it all in pennies :P

I wish I've never met certain people u.u

[LittleVexy]

Hey! >.<
Granted but u get it all in pennies :P

I wish I've never met certain people u.u
Granted, you met me instead :3:

I wish for 4mew's cookies...

[ware4me]

nyuu~ 4me ate all the cookies u.u

4me wishes for a pillow! :3:

[zefiris]

Granted! the pillow is made of concrete. >.>


I wish for a huge earthquake.

[Raye~chan]

Granted but you fall in O.O;

I wish for some sweet tea

[zefiris]

granted, the tea is sweet and smell like fish oil.

i wish the world would act according to my will.

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but they rebel quickly and kill you

I wish Zefiris was alive.

[stukasa]

Granted, but you're not. :eek:

I wish I was a really famous manga artist. (I draw manga but I'm definitely not famous :lol: )

[zefiris]

granted, you "was" famous but now you are not. also, you "was" famous at making H mangas. XD Later on you became unfamous because of new competitors and all of your mangas work got burned. Your name also got diminished along the smoke.

I hope you learned a valuable lesson here. Never use "was" in your wish.

I learned that humans can't be trusted. They are greedy and a thief. It was my fault to let my guard down and trusted a human. I let them borrow a valuable and they disappear with it along with their family. It been years now and I still remember. Every time I think of this, I filled with hatred, raged and felt stupid. Well, that item is now worthless to me, I don't care anymore. It just think of it as a valuable lesson.

With the little background, I wish all religious to be terminated from the world.

[ware4me]

Granted, but there is nothing or no one else to believe in x.x

I wish Bushy stays in China :D

[MissPipis]

Granted, but maybe he destroy China too >.<

I wish have a tigger:3:

[zefiris]

granted, you are now in possession of tiger4me ^^

i wish stukasa is hentai.

[ware4me]

tigger, not a tiger :D

Granted... but you are blind :p

I wish Vexy watches the Olympic games on tv

[Zer0]

granted but u'll never know because shes at my house for a week.

i wish mike phelps wins 8 gold this year at olympics. :)

[Raye~chan]

Granted but then he loses all hos medals

I wish i can get all my games for my birthday u.u

[Zer0]

granted but your game system breaks down and your warranty expires so you cant play any new games.

i wish i would win the madden tournament even though i dont like madden, cause i want a free 360

[Raye~chan]

Granted but its not a real 360

I wish i had my own art business ^^

[Zer0]

granted but nobody like your style of art so you have no business.

i wish i could teleport anywhere i want.

[ware4me]

Who said Madden football? :helphelp:

Grants teleportation, bans any girls place! :lol:

I wish i could cancel xbox live easily >.>

[MissPipis]

Granted, but maybe don't work anymore >.<

I wish I have magic powers ^.^

[ware4me]

*mahou MPipis* :3:

But you'll disappear u.u

4me wish to bite Vexy u.u

[Raye~chan]

granted, but then she doesnt like u anymore u.u

i wish my life kept getting better like this ^^

[zefiris]

granted but you'll be exhausted

I wish the wish would not be so corrupted.

[stukasa]

Granted, because everyone is dead! (bet you didn't see *that* one coming :P)

I wish the weekend was twice as long. :3:

[Arachnaboy]

Granted, but you have to work on the weekends!

I wish I could own the world.

[zefiris]

granted however that world only exist in your fantasy.

i wish to see better.

[Zer0]

granted but u take for granted this blessing and watch tv too much and in about a week ur site is just as bad as before you wish for better vision.

i wish Michael Phelps was in one more race and won another gold medal by another .01 second. and broke another world record.

[ware4me]

Granted, but now Phelps is chinese :lol:

I wish Vexy sings out loud!

[Raye~chan]

Granted but she sounds horrible O.O;

I wish things were good for me all the time u.u

[Zer0]

granted but its sooo good its too boring so you start mischief on your own and now your in jail.

i wish raye~chan was one of my good friends.

[Raye~chan]

Granted but then u find out that shes a homoicidal maniac O.O;

I wish that things between my friends didnt change u.u

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but you've changed instead.

I wish for some ice cream =3

[ware4me]

Grants light icecream,which means no flavor :lol:

I wish i can kill that 'bug' >.>

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but another pops into place.

I wish I could sharpen my knives right now...

[Raye~chan]

Granted but u stab urself! Oo;

I wish for more chocolate ^^

[Arachnaboy]

Granted, but it all melts!

I wish I didn't have to go to school in ten minutes

[ware4me]

Not granted... school is a must! :p

*4me runs*

[darkandshadow]

Granted. Person who run in front of car
get tired.

I wish for a new hat.

[stukasa]

Granted, but it is inscribed with the logo of a sports team you hate.

I wish for unlimited free pizza! :3

[Zer0]

Granted but then C.C. comes over and eats it all before you can touch it.

i wish for unlimited free gas.

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but it's high octane and stale.

I wish for a lighter.

[senel]

granted but it has no fuel

i wish to not be so emo.

[Raye~chan]

Granted but you turn goth instead.

I wish for more anime X3

[ware4me]

4me grants anime from the 70s :p

4me wishes for a nice steak to eat :3:

[senel]

granted, but then you get attacked by the dogs you took it from.

i wish i knew what was happening in my head half the time and why i'm psychotic.

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but your head explodes.

I wish for a beer.

[LittleVexy]

Granted, but your head explodes.

I wish for a beer.
Granted, you get bud light.

I wish for a loli.

[Zer0]

granted but you overly satisfied and the cops arrest you for violating underage children.

i wish black lagoon season 3 would start NOW!!!!

[MissPipis]

Granted, but you can`t see it because there`s no electricity.

I wish tomorrow was friday!!!!!!!:P

[Zer0]

granted but you have just awoken from your dreams to realize.... it's MONDAY!

i wish for Raye~chan to return.

[LittleVexy]

granted but you have just awoken from your dreams to realize.... it's MONDAY!

i wish for Raye~chan to return.
Raye~chan returns... as a zombie...

(I have a zombie doujin here somewhere >.< Grrrr... where is it?!)

I wish I would have that doujin that I am thinking right now.

[stukasa]

Granted, but it's not as good as you remember. :x

I wish money grew on trees.

[MissPipis]

Granted, but soon there`s no more trees

I wish i could sleep more! >.<

[ware4me]

Granted, but you fail going to your classes :3:

I wish I can do all my work before the weekend :mad:

[darkandshadow]

Granted, you get bud light.

That right there, is pure evil >>

Granted. But all of it sucks because you rushed =3

I wish for a knife sharpener.

[Zer0]

granted but you break your knife trying to sharpen it too sharp.

i wish i didnt have assignments do every three days

[Shiroki Okane]

granted, the only day you don't get new assignments comes in the interval of three days.

I wish I had a body that is immune to injury.

[MissPipis]

granted, but no one can touch you again.

I wish i had a car ^.^

[ware4me]

But Pipis will live in a traffic jam >.<

Wish I knew why Zer0 is so fascinated by Code Geass :lol:

[Zer0]

Granted but you have to watch to find out, which is a good thing.

i wish ware4me-chan would just watch code geass now so i can talk to her about it.

[LittleVexy]

Granted, but w4me-chan's mind wonders after the first episode, and she ends up watching hentai...

I wish for a wish that is wishfully wishy!

[stukasa]

Granted, but it turns out to be fairly wishy-washy and not really what you were hoping for.

I wish that junk food was good for you. :3:

[Shiroki Okane]

Granted, but now they are all made of fish and looks like live fish.

I wish my country's currency value was equal to the US and/or Japan.

[MissPipis]

Granted, but you have the same problems.

I wish not feel back pain >.<

[ware4me]

Granted, now Pipis has a toe injury :3:

Wish Vexy wasn't mad at 4me because of that +ecchi series 4me removed u.u

[LittleVexy]

Wish corrupted.

I wish for hentai4mew...

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but H4Me only lasts for 24 hours.
(Better make good use out of it xD)

I wish I had the latest version of FL Studio ><;;

[ware4me]

Granted... what is that? :drop:

I wish I had something yummy to eat u.u

[MissPipis]

Granted but that are the only food that you had....

I wish not work tomorrow ^.^

[ware4me]

Granted... but now Pipis works on sundays :P

Wish.... wish... Vexy was here u.u

[stukasa]

Granted, but it's actually just me wearing a Vexy mask. Trick or treat! :P

I wish every day would be more fun than the last.

[ware4me]

Granted... but 4me will have to chew Stuey's hand once a day! >^^<

I wish the power supply lasts till I finish answering x.x

[darkandshadow]

Granted. Now it burns out, sets fire to your
house and everything burns down. You should've
traded it out sooner...

@4me: Music making program of awesomeness =P
http://www.flstudio.com

I wish for a can of pepsi

[Zer0]

Greanted but its filled with coke instead.

i wish for more lucky star

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but it's a Chinese rip-off.

I wish for this wish to be un-corruptable.

[ware4me]

There is no such thing >.>

@dns: looks nice :wow:

Wish the winter is cold this year u.u

[darkandshadow]

You can have it then. *Turns 4me into
a popsicle*. >=)

I wish I could be cybernetically enhanced.

[ware4me]

Why a candy? And right before halloween?
*runs* :helphelp:

*turns dns in a pocket robot* :3:

Wish I can fix this laptop x.x

[stukasa]

Granted, but it's going to cost you! $$$ ;D

I wish to have cool superpowers. :3:

[darkandshadow]

Granted. Here comes the kryptonite.

I wish for a 4me football =3

[ware4me]

4me tooootally luvs football!!! :3:

Wait... i'm the football? :helphelp:

I wish i can get a reliable RB this week u.u

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but he's reliable for being unreliable =P
(Yes 4me, you're the football ^^)

I wish for a shotgun with ammo.

[ware4me]

Chocolate ammo for dns!

YAY! Got a couple of RB this week! :P

Wishes certain person's fund rasing gets going! :)

[Zer0]

granted but a non violent terrorist, motivated by self means steals those funds to buy more anime for there self.

i wish i could teleport.

[MissPipis]

granted, but you could stuck in another dimension....

I wish a light next to me to see better >.>

[senel]

granted, but it's a uv light and you end up[ getting skin cancer and dieing 3 days later.

i wish my gf and i could stop everyone from bothering us.

[ware4me]

:confused: Why would they bother you?

No one will bother senel now.
*deletes senel' ecchiness*

Wish i can get more Capsule music :3:

[senel]

I FEEL ROBBED!!!!!
granted but you can't understand anything.
i wish i knew what capsule music was. music in a capsule?

[LittleVexy]

I FEEL ROBBED!!!!!
granted but you can't understand anything.
i wish i knew what capsule music was. music in a capsule?
Granted... Somebody tells you to use google.. but you don't know what google is, and you end up crying in the corner.

I wish this forum was more alive.

[senel]

granted, but you'd be too surprized and die of a heart attack.

i wish i got my echiiness back. YOU'RE A THEIF 4ME A THEIF!!!!!!

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but it never helps you.

I wish for more tissue boxes.

[ware4me]

Granted... but used! :mad:

Wishes for dns to be helathy!

[darkandshadow]

Granted. It happens and everybody else gets sick.

<-- I have no idea why that happens, but it seriously does....-->

I wish for insta-gib =D

[ware4me]

Granted, but broken! :p

Wish for some candy! :(

[MissPipis]

Granted but the children in the streets stole your candy :console:

Wish a piece of cake!

[darkandshadow]

http://www.jinx.com/Content/Product/1153p_99c_1b.jpg
(I had to xD)

I wish for an instant cold remedy.

[ware4me]

dns still has a cold? :eek:
cold chicken soup for dsn!

wishes something to ease the back pain >.<

[senel]

granted but you get a migrane in return.

wishes for a final smash

[senel]

(senel's friend, who might be joining the community)

granted but gets hit by a bumper.

wishes for a harem.

[Zer0]

granted but there all guys dressed as girls.

i wish 4me-chan was my own personal maid.

[darkandshadow]

Granted, but it's only for a day.
(Have fun 4me!)

I wish it wasn't so goddamn cold outside ><

[stukasa]

Granted. A forest fire is started near your home and ash rains down from the sky, but at least it's not so cold anymore!

I wish it would rain here more often.

[ware4me]

Granted! Oh... no, no more fire! u.u

Wish forest fires are controlled soon u.u

[Zer0]

ware4me stays in California?

[ware4me]

No... but many I know do :P
*locks Zer0 ina box for not making a wish*

*wishes dns is ok after Bills loss to the Brownies!*

[darkandshadow]

Granted. Out of spite from the football gods, the Brownies
are struck down in their place.
...of course it would've been better if they made the pigskin
curve into the two beams and over the crossbar >>
GAH!!!

I wish for a cure.

[ware4me]

Granted!

*locks dns inside dns' room*

Wishes for a sunny day! >.>

[MissPipis]

granted!!!!

I wish for a hot coffee!!!!!

[Zer0]

granted but you tasted it and realized its hot chocolate instead.

i wish for something good to eat.

[stukasa]

Granted. You can have some vitamin tablets. They're good for your body but they taste awful. :P

I wish it would rain tomorrow.

[ware4me]

*rains in stuey's house!!!* :8P:

Wish i had extra socks u.u

[senel]

granted but they're old and have holes in them.

i wish my gf didn't break up with me for her ex.

[MissPipis]

poor senel :console:!

Granted, but she's still thinking in him x.x

I wish have vacations!!!!!!

[Zer0]

granted but you let all your work pile up because you wished to relax so much from your vacation and now you have double the work to do afterward.

i wish episode 8 of One Outs would get subbed now so i can watch it now. :)

[senel]

granted but it's subbed in chinese <-----hate it when they do that!

i wish i had clothes on.

[darkandshadow]

Granted. You now look like a clown.

I wish I didn't know the answer to everything =P

[MissPipis]

Granted, but now no one ask you anything

I Wish the day were longer...

[ware4me]

Oh... 4me too! 28 hour day 4 us... butthat means 4 extra hours to work and no extra payment x.x

Wishes for good download speed today >.>

[senel]

granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus and crashes for good.

i wish i knew why i'm part of a love triangle

[darkandshadow]

Granted. Now you're being attacked by other guys.

I wish this forum was more active...

[senel]

granted, but it gets a gaint fan base and expands too much and eventually destroys the internet.

i wish i had a new cell phone.

[ware4me]

I'd love to destroy the itnernet with anizeen u.u

*new cell phone brick for senel* :3:

Wish I could fly!

[MissPipis]

Granted but you can use it once ^.^

I Wish be in the beach! x.x

[ware4me]

Granted... it is cloudy and cold :P

*wishes for a cheese sandwich*

[darkandshadow]

Granted. But it's overly burned

I wish for snow

[MissPipis]

granted, but you get stuck inside your house >.>

I wish a massage x.x

[LittleVexy]

granted, but you get stuck inside your house >.>

I wish a massage x.x
Granted...

http://www.tangomag.com/20085830/the-female-happy-ending-massage.html


I wish for hentai4mew...

[Zer0]

granted but shes censored. too bad you cant see a thing.

i wish for resident evil 5 to be released now.

[ware4me]

Ecchi Vexy! :drop:

Granted, but it has no end :p

Wishes for a pain killer... my back hurts again >.<

[senel]

granted but you're body goes perminately numb.

zero<------ ME TOO!!!!!!!

i wish my leg was not broken.

[ware4me]

You broke your leg? When? How? Why? :helphelp:

*fixes senel's leg and sticks senel to a chair*

Wishes for a cookie u.u

[senel]

i broke it last march while trying to ski, crossed the ski's while trying to stop and snap my leg, instead of the bone tearing the muscle, my muscle was stronger and tore my bone in 2, it's healed since then but still has perminate damage.

granted, but it has no sugar at all

i wish i had my old earphones back.

[MissPipis]

Granted, but the sound is bad >.<

I wish a frappe coffee!

[ware4me]

@senel... oh, that's not nice, I broke a knee and took a couple of years to be recover confidence and strength, keep working and you will be better ;)

Granted... but no whipped cream on top

wishes for a back massage u.u

[senel]

granted, but the massues ends up being an assassin and kills you. gotta watch out for those sneaky assassins

i wish for more ninja training.

[darkandshadow]

Granted. But you failed the final exam, and now the ninjas immediately kill your immediate family.
(That's an immediate immediate)

I wish for a cold b33r.

[ware4me]

Granted, but you get a huge cold and makes you remain in bed eating chicken soup for a week!

*wishes to know why dns lovs this thread?*

[senel]

granted but the knowledge traumatizes you afterward

wishes for more anime!

[MissPipis]

Granted, but your computer can't keep more information and you can't download more...

Wish for more vacations!!!!!!!

[darkandshadow]

Granted. You're fired.

I wish I knew why 4me wishes to know why I love this thread.