Greetings and Salutaions earthlings

[Draco888]

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/me bribes ware4Mew with a big golden saucer of milk and first grade catnip
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Greetings, a Big Neko Friend of mine directed innocent little ol me to this place. . . in an effort to save me from some horrible aliens and creatures (Modgul and HongWraiths ) that are constantly haunting me.
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So I came . .
/me takes secret blood samples of the patronage and fastens his tin foil hat
They are everywhere you know >_>
They control the horizontal

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And the vertical

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But I stole the contrast before they could change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity.
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Well hope we can exchange some tin-hat folding tips here . . . or just talk anime and have a great time..even though that last part is really an insane idea <_<.

*takes the blue pill . . then takes the red pill and a funcky colored one also*

Oh yeah, if you see my neko friend let me know, it ran of with a fresh Tuna fish last time I saw it, please contact me, just make a fish with ducked tape on your window . . . I'll know <_<
oh, she looks like this:

[ware4me]

OMG! quite a presentation Draco... i know your neko friend is around...

Wonders if neko will come home soon ==

Welcome to AZ, hope you enjoy our little community...

[zefiris]

hey draco, welcome to az. it's not much right now but it will grow

[stukasa]

Draco, you are the most shifty-eyed guy I know. And that's saying a lot, because I know a lot of shifty-eyed guys.

Greetings from the Neko-kami! Welcome to Anizeen!

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[Draco888]

Thanks for your welcomings Earthlings....

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ZOMG a neko-god...thats been since that time I was in the Horsehead Nebula
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but those were cow-gods
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They still were crazy about fish though..well . ..if you consider a flying, winged half chicken,half rodent,half fish creature a fish . .

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Anyway, . .A good lesson: never leave your home without masking your government implanted microchip embedded in your left earlobe. Because you never know when Cow-god-worshipping scaled furries from the Horsehead Nebula come looking for new specimens to do their . . . . . *gulp* . . .tests >_> . . .on.

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What do you mean shifty eyed ?!
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I'm not shifty eyed <_<
I'm just aware of my surroundings >_>

. . . because you never know when they come for you again >_>
You guys can only remain so oblivious about >_>
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. . them . . because their mind altering substances work on your brains . .

*vanishes into a dark alley with the tune from the X-files playing . . only to have his glorious exit ruined by a policecar on patroll that arrests him for suspicious behaviour*

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. .euhm . . any of you have bailmoney?