So, a funny thing happened the other day while I was playing with my Wii.
I mean my Nintendo Wii, not my ... OK, I'm sorry, I can't make yet another puerile Wii joke. They were barely funny six months ago; now it's like chewing glass from a broken formaldehyde jar. And you're looking at a guy who can amuse himself for hours just by repeating the words "monkey farts" over and over.
Anyway, I was playing some Wii Sports on my new Nintendo console, getting into a tennis game like a virtual Roger Fedrer ... Roger Ferdererd... like Bjorn Borg, and on a particularly energetic overhead smash the Wii controller slipped from my sweaty hands, flew out the window, ricocheted off my neighbour's Lhasa Apso and launched into space, eventually landing in the heart of the sun and triggering a chain reaction that will cause it to go nova and destroy all life on our planet roughly about ... now. Sorry about that. Hey, can I be on your website?